This is actually so funny that I had to post about it, and I am still laughing my ass off!

So I just got an email from one of my exes.
And for those of you who found my text stuff on my blog way back when you shoudl know the story.

One night at Bar X in TX, Captain Jack was texting a bunch of girls over beers, and so I said i would text a bunch of girls in my phone ‘What’s up HOOKER!’
I then got a huge response and used it as someway of getting a rise out of girls to maintain them into some fantasy land world of text.

So I just got this email from one of those Original Hookers I texted. She knows about the community bullshit and I am sure some of you out there know her.

But here is the email…

… this is toooooo funny I have to tell you!!

Do you happen to work with some guy named XXXXXX in XXXXXX? He had been emailing and texting non stop for the last week, and just now, he hit me up on text going:
“what’s up HOOKER?” I texted back “haha…textin’ El Topo style huh?” he goes “You know it” I said “know wat?” Him: “You want me hahahaha….” Me:“Do I now?” then he just stopped!! haha…. this is too funny! men with these pick up crap are everywhere out there!! TOO SAD!!!

The funny thing is that I just got mass emailed in one of those company news letters of some “text message secrets” featuring 2 instructors, and after looking it over, I realize why you might actually be better off texting “what’s up HOOKER!”
There is some pretty bad Text advice out there.

I will try and make a post of how it works, with theory and examples in the future…
for now I am still LAUGHING!

And a note to the dude texting my EX, keep it going Brother!
Hit me up over email, you get a free phone consult!

EltopoPUA@gmail.com

This is actually Mentalist’s answer to Text messaging!
Watch and learn!